Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Urine or You're Out!

Random Thought/Question

Why do urinals usually exist in sets of 3? Does the middle one ever even get used? 

At most companies where I’ve worked, these are usually the scenarios that occur:
  • If they’re all empty, you’ll either choose the left urinal or the right urinal.
  • If the left one or right one is occupied, you’ll choose the left one or right one that’s NOT occupied.
  • If BOTH the left one AND right one are occupied, you’ll use the toilet instead.
  • If ONLY the middle one is occupied, then the occupant is an ASSHOLE.

My proposal? Eliminate the middle one. Just a left and right urinal with a space in between!

You know how much porcelain could be preserved??!!  Uh...a lot, probably.  There IS a porcelain shortage, right?  OK, maybe not, but still!!  We could save a lot of those urinal cakes, too!

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